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THE ARROGANT WORMS
Real AudioComedy

WORMS IN BONDAGEThe Arrogant Worms turn out a seamless blend of words, music and message. They originate from the hub of Canadian grass roots music, Kingston, Ontario. Their fantastic stage presence, brilliant lyrics, rapier wit, and tight harmonies have entertained audiences across North America.

CBC Radio One has been an important part of the history of The Arrogant Worms. Since 1991, the CBC has invited The Worms into the homes of millions of Canadians, British and Americans... whether they wanted them there or not! The Arrogant Worms are Proud to be Canadian and even prouder to have appeared on nearly every CBC radio program ever produced.

Not to be out done, CHUM FM (Toronto's number one pop station) has made The Arrogant Worms a healthy part of their radio programing diet The popular internationally syndicated Dr. Demento Show gave The Worms their first number one hit in 1995 with Carrot Juice is Murder. Other stations play them too.

The Arrogant Worms' show is a tight. professional, satirical romp through life's little inanities. They have clearly established themselves as Canada's Clowned Princes of Humour, Purveyors of the Absurd and Ambassadors of Fun.


A Brief History


WORMS CARTOONThe Arrogant Worms started writing for University radio in the fall of 1990. They made their first appearance on the much acclaimed CBC Radio One's program "Basic Black" in the fall of 1991 while still attending Queens University.

The overwhelming audience response encouraged the band to release their first indie recording self titled The Arrogant Worms in 1992. Since then, they have released four other albums - Russell's Shorts, C'est Cheese, Live Bait, Christmas Turkey, Dirt! and Idiot Road. Festival Distribution has been distributing these albums for The Arrogant Worms since 1993. The Worms are consistently at the top of our sales charts.

The Arrogant Worms tour internationally. The Worms were a hit at The Lincoln Center's Out of Doors Festival in New York City in the summer of 1997. They watched as 15,000 rose to their feet to honour them with a standing ovation at the Winnipeg Folk festival. No small feat for the first act of the evening. They were just as thrilled when over 100,000 people stood for them at the Canada Day Celebrations on Parliament Hill in Ottawa.

The Arrogant Worms' versatility is second to none. Their delightfully polished show, devilish good looks and wide palate of styles finds them quite at home in every entertainment setting. They have found themselves performing their musical sets in soft-seat theatres, outdoor concerts, and workshop stages. They have run workshops, hosted music festivals, and in a few cases promoted festivals by singing the National Anthem at CFL Football games. Their willingness to assist in promotion, experience in radio and television and their rapport with journalists has made them a boon to the publicity of any entertainment organization and a favourite of many.


Who's Who?

TREVOR STRONG (small, B.A.)Sings and plays any instrument smaller than three inches long. Despite his prodigious mane of curly blonde locks he is not a crazed Muppet as earlier reported on the "Fifth Estate". Trevor is embarrassed to possess a psychology degree from Queen's. He spent his formative years in Belleville, ON, and will shake noticeably when you mention that fact. Give it a try! Its fun!

CHRIS PATTERSON (medium, B.A.)Play bass, sings and never stops moving ... in both senses of the word. Chris used to live in every town The Worms have ever played in. He may not be the best bowler, but man can he dance! Before becoming an entertainer, he enjoyed success as a paperboy,grocery bagger, gas jockey and blacksmith. He loves his pal Lumpy and hates his pancreas.

MIKE McCORMICK (large, M.Sc.)Plays guitar, sings and rants a lot. He is colour blind and is losing his hearing; explaining both his fashion sense and his taste in music. Mike is the tallest, oldest, most educated and is the best bowler in The Worms. He only watches T.V. if it's CFL, Hockey or Star Trek and thinks that Voyager would be better if either James Kirk or Shania Twain were captain.


Official Web Site

www.arrogant-worms.com


PARLIAMENT HILL JULY 1/02
The Worms on Parliament Hill, Ottawa on Canada Day in 2002.



The Recordings


BEIGE (2006)

BEIGE COVER





Pressure Washer
Go To Sleep Little Leech
Twins
Guy With Computer Know-How
I.B.S.
Ezra Eats
Security Guard
The Ballad of Edna and Ida
Mime Abduction
Hernia Belt
Canadaman
Teenage Angst
Prescription Drug Song
Dumb Guys
Brian’s Balls

THREE WORMS AND AN ORCHESTRA DVD (2004)

THREE WORMS COVER





Edmonton Symphony Overture
Big Fat Road Manager
Canada’s Really Big
Rocks and Trees
Log In to You
I am Cow
Last Saskachewan Pirate
Gaelic Song
Me Like Hockey
Carrot Juice is Murder
Dangerous
Mounted Animal Nature Trail*
Billy the Theme Park Shark
Celine Dion
Proud to be a Banker*
We are the Beaver
Jesus' Brother Bob*
PLUS Big Fat Road Manager video
PLUS Carrot Juice is Murder video

[* = Bonus songs NOT on the CD.]

TOAST (2004)

TOAST COVER





Life on the Road
I Like Toast
New Car Smell
Waltz, Waltz, Walt’s
Hot Dog Song
Little Cuban Friend
I Am Not American
Allies Land in Normandy
The Golf Song
All the Lego in Scandinavia
I Pulled My Groin
So Disappointed by You All
Bottle of Booze
Circulation Man
Head in the Freezer
The Monkey Song
Take Your Shirt Off
Particle Board
Shipwreck Balladeer
The Coffee Song
We’re Very Ethnic
Trip to Greece
Wolfe Island Ferry
Thank You Very Much

SEMI-CONDUCTED (2003)

SEMICONDUCTED COVER





Edmonton Symphony Overture
Big Fat Road Manager
Canada’s Really Big
Rocks and Trees
Log In to You
I am Cow
Last Saskachewan Pirate
Gaelic Song
Me Like Hockey
Carrot Juice is Murder
Dangerous
Billy the Theme Park Shark
Celine Dion
We are the Beaver

IDIOT ROAD (2001)


DIRT COVER




Idiot Road (RA)
Boy Band
We are the Beaver
Baby Poo
Fuzzy Dice
I Ran Away
Trichonosis
Billy the Theme Park Shark (RA)
Stalker Girl
Worst Seat on the Plane
Really Scary
Drink with Me
Mrs. Catto loves her Budgie

DIRT! (1999)


DIRT COVER




A Man Has Needs
Steel Drivin' Man (RA)
Great to be a Nerd
Celine Dion
Rocks and Trees
Gaelic Song
Wong's Chinese Buffet
I am Cow
Johnny Came Home Headless (RA)
Heimlich Maneuver
Scary Ned
Sponges
Log in to You
Winnebago (bonus track)

CHRISTMAS TURKEY (1997)


CHRISTMAS TURKEY COVER




Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
The Christmas Song
Santa Got Arrested
Christmas Sucks
Things are Looking Bad for Santa
Christmas Turkey Blues
Oh God, I'm Santa Claus!
Christmas is Almost Here
Dad Threw Up on Christmas Day
The Same Christmas Cake
Christmastime
Christmas Blues (RA)
Christmas Hangover (RA)
Vincent the Christmas Virus
Christmas in Ignace

LIVE BAIT (1997)


LIVE BAIT COVER




Jesus' Brother Bob
The Mountie Song
Canada's Really Big (RA)
Me Like Hockey
Proud To Be Canadian
Malcolm
TV Weather Guy
The Ballad of Dan
Car Full of Pain
Mounted Animal Nature Trail
Carrot Juice Is Murder
The Last Saskatchewan Pirate

C'EST CHEESE (1995)



C'EST CHEESE COVER





Sam, The Guy From Quincy
Kill The Dog Next Door
Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts
Sex, Drugs & RRSPs
History Is Made By Stupid People
My Voice Is Changing
Proud To Be A Banker
Horizon
The Happy Happy Birthday Song
Dangerous
The Mountie Song (RA)
Dog Food Woman
Mounted Animal Nature Trail (RA)
A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
Let There Be Guns

RUSSELL'S SHORTS (1994)


RUSSELL'S SHORTS COVER




Tokyo Love Song
Carrot Juice Is Murder
Rippy The Gator
Killer Robots From Venus
Having Fun Is Bad For You
The Fishing Song
William Shakespeare's In My Cat
A Night In Dildo
The Last Sensitive Cowboy
Losing Hair Under God
Big Fat Road Manager

THE ARROGANT WORMS (1992)


ARROGANT WORMS COVER




The Last Saskatchewan Pirate (RA)
The Credit Song
Let's Go Bowling
Goin' Huntin'
Don't Go Into Politics
No Sale / No Store
The Canadian Crisis Song
The Ballad Of Dan
Car Full Of Pain
I Want To Look Like Arnold
Jesus' Brother Bob (RA)
Christmas Christmas Is Here


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this page was last updated February 10th, 2006.